Just for a laugh - No AI please !
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Jon Nazareth
Western Thunderer
I've finally got it
Jordan or Plymouth Mad
Mid-Western Thunderer
There's a 'backwards' clock like that in the Pub at Bridgnorth Railway Station. It's confusing enough before partaking of the local ales, never mind after.... allegedly....
Tom Insole
Western Thunderer
Jordan or Plymouth Mad
Mid-Western Thunderer
Well it's up there with a lot of real exhibition layouts that have nothing moving.....
Eastsidepilot
Western Thunderer
Man goes into the barbers, as usual the barber says "Bin on yer 'olidays yet", the man says " No not yet but the missis and I want to go to Italy", the barber says "why do you wanna go there ?" , " Well the missis likes the food " , barber says " Nah it's all fish and chip shops "
" We like the endless sunny days as well" said the man.
"Never ending thunder storms more like" said the barber.
" I really like the Romanesque architecture " said the man.
" There always working on it, covered in hoardings and corrugated iron" said the barber.
"My missis is hoping to see the Pope" said the man.
" About a million Catholics all doing the same thing mate, all you'll see is his cap" said the barber.
" Well we've got the tickets now so were going at any rate" said the man.
About a month later the the guy goes back to the barber's and the barber say's " I remember you, you were going to Italy for yer 'oliday, how'd you get on "
The guy answered " Do you know what the food was fabulous, everyday was sunny, the Romanesque architecture was great to see and then we went to see the Pope"
" Bet you didn't see him" said the barber,
"funny you should say that, we were in the crowd and all we could see was his cap when suddenly he stopped, he held up his hand in front of where we were standing, the crowd parted and there he was staring straight at us"
" Really !" said the barber,
"Yes, and he walked right up to me, looked me straight in the eye and said " Where in bloody hell did you get your hair cut"
" We like the endless sunny days as well" said the man.
"Never ending thunder storms more like" said the barber.
" I really like the Romanesque architecture " said the man.
" There always working on it, covered in hoardings and corrugated iron" said the barber.
"My missis is hoping to see the Pope" said the man.
" About a million Catholics all doing the same thing mate, all you'll see is his cap" said the barber.
" Well we've got the tickets now so were going at any rate" said the man.
About a month later the the guy goes back to the barber's and the barber say's " I remember you, you were going to Italy for yer 'oliday, how'd you get on "
The guy answered " Do you know what the food was fabulous, everyday was sunny, the Romanesque architecture was great to see and then we went to see the Pope"
" Bet you didn't see him" said the barber,
"funny you should say that, we were in the crowd and all we could see was his cap when suddenly he stopped, he held up his hand in front of where we were standing, the crowd parted and there he was staring straight at us"
" Really !" said the barber,
"Yes, and he walked right up to me, looked me straight in the eye and said " Where in bloody hell did you get your hair cut"
Jordan or Plymouth Mad
Mid-Western Thunderer
Onya Marx? I thought she invented the starting pistol..?
Allen M
Western Thunderer
Does anyone remember 'Threadgold Thoroughgrip Garterettes'?
paulc
Western Thunderer
?????????
BrianG
Member
I seem to remember it as a spoof advert from some Spike Milligan "Q" or Beachcomber tv series years ago?